Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Abduction

Aka, one of the most fun days of my life. Seriously. Let me paint you the beginning scenario:

Marial, D, and I are innocently sitting around my kitchen table after volleyball practice, laughing and being ourselves, when all of a sudden, two crazy weirdos with umbrellas jump out of my living room and state in disguised voices, "You're coming with us!" We blink, taking a moment to process the figures clad in black with sunglasses, hats, and bandanas over their faces. Then we burst out laughing. Dad snaps some pictures. Soon our arms are tied behind our backs and we're blindfolded. We're led swiftly through the door and into a car. Well...not swiftly. When you're blindfolded, you tend to stumble more...anyway... If this is what abduction is like, I'll gladly be kidnapped by them any day!

Throughout the whole car ride, we three chat like crazy, probably annoying our captors who still refuse to talk. We design the car we're riding in, wonder where we're going, and soon we've figured out that our captors are two seniors {my favorite two!} from our school. Marial had an uncanny nose that can sniff out anyone. We're still laughing and grinning behind the bandanas when 30 minutes later they pull the car to a stop and lead us out. I didn't have my shoes on, so they tried to get me to wear flats, but I couldn't walk in those so they gave up. They led us over concrete, not too carefully {poor D has a cut on her leg from when she didn't hear them say "step"}, and eventually the blindfold slipped and I saw a huge building and parking lot.

"You guys, I have no idea where we are!" I exclaimed. Then...they got in trouble with mall security and had to untie us. We were at the mall. We met up with all the girls from the ninth grade and senior class inside, then went to a different mall. We talked a bit about how long they had planned this and I eventually found some shoes, but they didn't tell us anything about the rest of the day. Arg. How frustrating. We got to the other mall and they told us we were going on a scavenger hunt. YEA! We got into teams with lists and bags and set out on an adventure.

Can you imagine groups of high school girls running rampid in the mall, unsupervised? Yeah. That was us. It was CRAZY!!!! {I usually don't like going to malls, but we weren't shopping}. My group finished the scavenger hunt and met up with the others, who had also finished everything on the list. Piling back into our cars, we went to one of their houses and hung out, playing a game or two and eating all their food. They had this dip stuff for carrots and chips called "veggie wedgie" and it was SOOO GOOODDDD! I think they had to add the sour cream to it, though. One senior had gummy worms and all the ones she didn't want were given to me. Yum!! Forgetting about swimming, we talked and played an M&M getting-to-know-you type of game, then glanced at the clock and got dressed for dinner.

They were going to take us to Cheesecake factory!!! Ahhhh!!! We were really happy and excited, but then we got there...and they told us an hour or hour-and-a-half wait. Psh! Scratch that! We went to TGI Friday's instead. I had a Chicken Caesar salad and some other stuff from my neighbors...you know....extra fries that would deteriorate and go to waste if someone didn't eat them. Then we called our parents and had them pick us up. It was SOOO MUCH FUN! I love our seniors! Our seniors are AWESOME! I can't even express their awesomeness. They're so much fun to just be around, you know? I hope we're crazy like that when we're seniors.

It's a tradition now. Every class that gets kidnapped has to kidnap someone else. *evil grin* So when I'm a senior, all those li'l fishies better watch their tails!! The sharks will devour them!...then take them on a surprise day of fun. :D Oh my goodness....yesterday was so awesome. It was completely insane. I love our class, I love the seniors, and I love veggie wedgie dip. G'night, everybody, and watch out for ninjas with umbrellas! {They couldn't find their toy guns. :D}

~ Captain Bonnie Spinner

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Hannah Banana said...

Ok. I'm back. *grins* Now we can discuss Will's death...*prods with stick* I have "one of those days" once in a while...

Render MoonArrow said...

Oh really?

Who was your victim?

Hannah Banana said...

What do you mean? For dinner? Actually, I helped make potatoes as a side dish...but seeing as Will just happens to be here and my main course is still missing...*grabs fork*

Render MoonArrow said...

SICK!

OH!

CANNOT WATCH!

*Looking away*

Hannah Banana said...

*through an unsavory and distasteful chain of events, Will disappears and Bonnie becomes full and slightly regretful*

Ew...he didn't ever taste like chicken... *wrinkles nose* Bleh. He tasted like veggies...ew.

*reads volleyball magazine for a while then looks up* Do you have an ice cream, coughdrops, or toothpaste to get rid of the bad taste?

Render MoonArrow said...

I have this can of relish... er this spam that I keep in me pocket all la time....

Hannah Banana said...

*will take anything at this point to distill grodyness that once was Will*

*takes both and eats*

...ew. *makes and even more grossed-out face*

Hey! My neighbor called. I'ma go play vb now! Ciao and have a good afternoon!

Render MoonArrow said...
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Render MoonArrow said...

*GASP*

No Oh I am so sorry!

I meant Hello!

Don't say dat other word!

AGH!

Humiliation!

Delete comment plz!

Render MoonArrow said...

To think one little letter can ruin everything!

TYPO TYPO!

MAJOR TYPO!

*Busting keyboard*

Hannah Banana said...

Ok. I know what you meant. *goes*

Render MoonArrow said...

*Crying*

This is awful!

!!!

!!!

:o!!! OH No!

OH NO!

Render MoonArrow said...

Ok good...

*Stops la crying*

Hannah Banana said...

Dude...chill...everyone makes mistakes. You took it away. It's all good now. *is REALLY gone now*

Hannah Banana said...

stop crying. Have some chocolate. *is so far gone, you can't even see me*

Hannah Banana said...

*grin* Me, being my graceful and smartical self, didn't notice my plate was teetering on the edge of the table and failed to realize the fact that more force on one area of a plank causes the other to lift into the air...spilled nectarine on me...but it was only a little.

Anyway...

Render MoonArrow said...

CLUTZ!

I have seen road kill with better reflexes!

Hannah Banana said...

*grins* I've seen road kill too. And I AM a klutz.

Render MoonArrow said...

*Snapping fingers really loudly*

Look at that snapping action!

Hannah Banana said...

*blinks*
*gets some cheesecake*
*eats said cheesecake*
*reads dictionary*
*write novels*
*blinks again*
OH! You snapped! *blinks as a result of snapping*
What have you been doing?

Render MoonArrow said...

WHAT!?!!??!!

I thought dat green Lemming was supposed to give you dat letter dat was supposed to tell you!

Ohwell...

Drivers ed...

Render MoonArrow said...

Are yo watching this Trampoline thingie on la Olympics?

Hannah Banana said...

That lemming told me that was tuesday...you need a better lemming. Get an updated one. I hear they have ones now with blinky lights.

Render MoonArrow said...

Blinky lights you say?

Dat would be a distraction to me...

Hm...

Hannah Banana said...

YES! I am. Are you?

Hannah Banana said...

Well...maybe you want to distract the person your lemming is delivering to...

Render MoonArrow said...

Yep... Is it a new sport?

cause I no see it before...

Render MoonArrow said...

It still wouldn't work cause I would be too distracted to actually send the dumb Lemming!

Hannah Banana said...

Mmm....maybe...I saw crash videos on youtube of it. Heehee...poor people...I also saw this dude who could twist 6 TIMES IN THE AIR!!

Render MoonArrow said...

WELL!

where else would he twist six times?

In la mud???

Hannah Banana said...

...I'll bet that can be done.

How was drivers class, btw?

Render MoonArrow said...

Eh... Ok... nothing deferent.

Hannah Banana said...

*le sigh* {French sigh}
I've never been to a drivers' class...can you describe it? Somehow?

Render MoonArrow said...

Once upon a time there is this really good looking guy named Render. Render one day decided that since he was old enough to get a Driver's license it is high time to actually get one!

Continueing:

Render MoonArrow said...

Well Render was then told by his Mum dat he is going to Drivers ed tomorrow SO! they get in la car at 5:45 Pm and head over there to the actually place.

Continuing:

Render MoonArrow said...

Render arrives at this place over by fry road and jumps inside and there is a Gal there named Jeniffer who is the receptionist. She talks to mum about some kinda paper I need to fill out and so we go through a lot of signing:

Continuing:

Hannah Banana said...

*begins laughing*

Render MoonArrow said...

Render stares there clueless and then is pushed into a deferent room that kinda look like a long hallway with tables on both sides of la room and two chairs at each table. Render takes a seat while la teacher Mr. H starts handing out a whole bunch of papers along with a folder to hold it all

Continuing:

Render MoonArrow said...

Render being bombarded by paper and pens is then handed a Book Titled: "TEXAS DRIVERS HANDBOOK" Render thinks it to be very convenient that it is called that considering that he is in Texas and it is a Drivers school he is in.

Continuing:

Render MoonArrow said...

The whole day consists of how things work such as what we need to learn and rules of the place. Render takes note of the rule that says there is no writing on the walls...

Continuing:

Hannah Banana said...

*grins* Good job, Render.

Render MoonArrow said...

There is a whole bunch of learning about signs and there purpose plus signals that must be taken while driving. Render leaves this place with a book and a assignment to answer Eighty-Four questions found at la back of the Handbook. Render is not so stressed out right now. (Do not worry Render is done with them)

Continuing:

Render MoonArrow said...

la next day we get there at la same time. the day consists of a big test that I pass. the next day consists of in class exercises and a small test and each day has been la same since.

The End

for now

Render MoonArrow said...

Also each day has included a few videos that were made in la dark ages... and some over-top presentations.

Yep...

Hannah Banana said...

Wow! That's intense...I could never answer 84 questions!

Render MoonArrow said...

Well.. a lot of them had obvious answers.

Render MoonArrow said...

And I typed them up and junk the teacher didn't ask them out loud!

Render MoonArrow said...

*Finger hurting form scrolling down so much*

Hannah Banana said...

*nod*
Teachers scare me. Certain ones....*shiver* What are your teachers like?

Hannah Banana said...

*wonders if starting an email will help with the scrolling issue*

Render MoonArrow said...

You would like Mr. H

He is very cool.

But yo would be a real distraction for me if you were in la same class so thank Goodness dat yo not in it!

JK

Hannah Banana said...

*grins* I would throw pens across the room. *evil smile* And paper airplanes...and I'd make faces at you when the teacher's back is turned...like this one. *monkey face*

Render MoonArrow said...

*Being scared of some Monkey faces Render screams and slaps Bonnie with fish out of self defense*

Hannah Banana said...

*summons army of paper air planes to bombard Render*

*laughs*

*tries to imagine having a class with Render*

*failing*

Render MoonArrow said...

*Paper airplanes burst into flames*

*Imagining what it would be like to have a class with Bon-Fire...regrets thinking about it*

Hannah Banana said...

*fits of laughter* That would be...weird...*tries to imgine Render talking to MY Mr. H* *grinning*

Render MoonArrow said...

What your Mr. H teach.

Is it Science?

Hannah Banana said...

Weeellllll....he teaches a lot of things...

Ipc, chemistry, physics, world history, geography...

He's VERY hard to describe...he's one of those people you'll just have to meet in person to understand.

Render MoonArrow said...

Ok wateva

He sound great!

Yo taking track and volley-ball again?

Hannah Banana said...

He's interesting. I like him. Kind of. It's hard to explain...

YES! I am soooo escited for volleyball! We have a tourny friday and saturday! AHHH! *freaking out* And I want to do track, but I know it'll be tough, but I need to. And I'd like to manage b-ball just so I can stay in shape but not have to ... you know .... PLAY. Do you have to take any pe credits?

Render MoonArrow said...

I no think so.

Hannah Banana said...

So you don't have to take any more? For entire highschool? Or just this year?

Render MoonArrow said...

I really really really no know.

But if I did would working in a fitness room count? Ya know like dumb bells and lifting weights and junk?

Hannah Banana said...

Hm...No, I think it has to be an actual sport.

Btw, that's good. Do you run on the treadmill and elyptical and stuff?

*doesn't work out happily unless with friends, and most friends are busy usually...*

Render MoonArrow said...

No but i will be starting.

If I did a sport it would probably be Soccer... or Volley ball just because me likes it muy mucho!

Hannah Banana said...

Oh
My
Goodness
If you did vb...that would be...awesome. Chair should do it. Will was thinking about doing it this year. *bounces up and down* I love VB!!!!

Render MoonArrow said...

VB?

Vegetable balancing? JK!

Hannah Banana said...

*laughs* We need to play together some time. Seriously.

Render MoonArrow said...

DUH!

ya know if we did go to la park sometime we could!

Hannah Banana said...

Ya know, my mom had an idea of going to a park or something when the weather is cooler and having a picnic or something.

Render MoonArrow said...

Yes I know and I think it to be a really good idea!

Hannah Banana said...

*nods* Mhm. But we have still yet to conquer Will's plan...

Render MoonArrow said...

AND DAT IS WHAT WE MUST DO!

Hannah Banana said...

So...what dates are good for y'all? *wonders why Will hasn't done this before...*

Render MoonArrow said...

as long as it is not on a Mon Tue or Thur for me.

Hannah Banana said...

He said maybe fri or sat...

Hannah Banana said...

Gtg.

Ciao and have a good night, silly elf.

Render MoonArrow said...

BYE BYE

Zonkey said...

Reply to "Look Who's on my Roof"
I don't know what camera it is, sorry! hmmm... it is black and big! lol and lost!

Hannah Banana said...

Heehee, you don't have to reply here. You can reply on your own and I'll still get it. :) Was it digital? Because those were AWESOME pics!

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