A BAD LIST

Or, rather, a bad list of things. I mean a list of bad things. I mean...look, here's the list:

1. Never-ever-ever-EVER try to empty out a bowl of soup...in a school sink. BAD IDEA!

2. Never ever use your sister's volleyball while playing next to a relatively busy street...{no worries; it only has a few skid marks}.

3. Don't slam someone's locker shut unless you know for an absolute fact that they don't have the manpower to totally tackle you to the ground.

4. Want to know what's really bad? Your breath. :D! jk...take a mento from the mento jar on your way out.

5. Never type a very important assignment the night before its due date and forget to save.

6. Never laugh at your own jokes...there's no particular scenario for this, because it's just something you should never do. ... Ever

7. NEVER Eat 6 pieces of pizza before going to a 2-hour volleyball practice.... that was painful.

8. NEVER try out a new nickname on the first person who walks in the door; it's very likely they're not the person you were intending the nickname to be... especially if you shout out "Hey, D," and their name is Priscilla...

9. NEVER EVER EVER EVER under ANY circumstances should you EVER take one of your closest friends on your 4th driving lesson. That just SPELLS "hit-the-curb-and-try-not-take-out-a-mailbox".

10. NEVER hesitate while jumping or about to jump, especially if there's something particularly nasty below you. You'll regret it, and so will your shoes.

11. Never assume that since the eggs look relatively cooked they will be safe to eat.

12. Don't buy those valentines stickers and stick them on your FACE! You'll regret it for the next two weeks when you'll have to explain to people what "that ugly, bruise-like, welt thing" on your cheek is.

13. Never give Chair a sugary substance. Never.

14. Don't get off of a bus at any time without checking that the people you are traveling with are also off...especially if you're nine years old and in London, England. That is VERY bad.

15. Never break your bed. I know, I know, it's weird; but it's only weird till you sit down with an unnecessary bounce and then it all comes crashing down!

16. Never stay up till two watching vids and talking about serious stuffs with a friend while being extraordinarily loud on a school night...you'll regret the consequences.

16. And lastly, but not leastly, in fact, probably the most number one thing you NEVER want to do is: No matter how many times you hear them talking about how unfair it is that the office will take up your phone and look through it, do NOT lock it. You know why? Because your phone is mean and will undoubtedly lock you out. And that is very, very, very BAD.

*sighs and lowers head* ARG!!!!!! Curse you, t-mobile!!! er....it wasn't really their fault... CURSE YOU, OWN STUPIDITY!!!!

~ Bonnie

{mento jar with sign "take for minty freshness"}