Aka, one of the most fun days of my life. Seriously. Let me paint you the beginning scenario:
Marial, D, and I are innocently sitting around my kitchen table after volleyball practice, laughing and being ourselves, when all of a sudden, two crazy weirdos with umbrellas jump out of my living room and state in disguised voices, "You're coming with us!" We blink, taking a moment to process the figures clad in black with sunglasses, hats, and bandanas over their faces. Then we burst out laughing. Dad snaps some pictures. Soon our arms are tied behind our backs and we're blindfolded. We're led swiftly through the door and into a car. Well...not swiftly. When you're blindfolded, you tend to stumble more...anyway... If this is what abduction is like, I'll gladly be kidnapped by them any day!
Throughout the whole car ride, we three chat like crazy, probably annoying our captors who still refuse to talk. We design the car we're riding in, wonder where we're going, and soon we've figured out that our captors are two seniors {my favorite two!} from our school. Marial had an uncanny nose that can sniff out anyone. We're still laughing and grinning behind the bandanas when 30 minutes later they pull the car to a stop and lead us out. I didn't have my shoes on, so they tried to get me to wear flats, but I couldn't walk in those so they gave up. They led us over concrete, not too carefully {poor D has a cut on her leg from when she didn't hear them say "step"}, and eventually the blindfold slipped and I saw a huge building and parking lot.
"You guys, I have no idea where we are!" I exclaimed. Then...they got in trouble with mall security and had to untie us. We were at the mall. We met up with all the girls from the ninth grade and senior class inside, then went to a different mall. We talked a bit about how long they had planned this and I eventually found some shoes, but they didn't tell us anything about the rest of the day. Arg. How frustrating. We got to the other mall and they told us we were going on a scavenger hunt. YEA! We got into teams with lists and bags and set out on an adventure.
Can you imagine groups of high school girls running rampid in the mall, unsupervised? Yeah. That was us. It was CRAZY!!!! {I usually don't like going to malls, but we weren't shopping}. My group finished the scavenger hunt and met up with the others, who had also finished everything on the list. Piling back into our cars, we went to one of their houses and hung out, playing a game or two and eating all their food. They had this dip stuff for carrots and chips called "veggie wedgie" and it was SOOO GOOODDDD! I think they had to add the sour cream to it, though. One senior had gummy worms and all the ones she didn't want were given to me. Yum!! Forgetting about swimming, we talked and played an M&M getting-to-know-you type of game, then glanced at the clock and got dressed for dinner.
They were going to take us to Cheesecake factory!!! Ahhhh!!! We were really happy and excited, but then we got there...and they told us an hour or hour-and-a-half wait. Psh! Scratch that! We went to TGI Friday's instead. I had a Chicken Caesar salad and some other stuff from my neighbors...you know....extra fries that would deteriorate and go to waste if someone didn't eat them. Then we called our parents and had them pick us up. It was SOOO MUCH FUN! I love our seniors! Our seniors are AWESOME! I can't even express their awesomeness. They're so much fun to just be around, you know? I hope we're crazy like that when we're seniors.
It's a tradition now. Every class that gets kidnapped has to kidnap someone else. *evil grin* So when I'm a senior, all those li'l fishies better watch their tails!! The sharks will devour them!...then take them on a surprise day of fun. :D Oh my goodness....yesterday was so awesome. It was completely insane. I love our class, I love the seniors, and I love veggie wedgie dip. G'night, everybody, and watch out for ninjas with umbrellas! {They couldn't find their toy guns. :D}
~ Captain Bonnie Spinner
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Why was this not my idea!
I should have thought of this!
I mean really!
I know!! And you know what? The weird thing is, both Marial, D, and I for like three seconds thought it might have been someone from my church. Then I realized no one who would want to kidnap me is taller than me...
IS dis so!
Ooh!
Yo have good Senior friends!
Don't take it for granted ya hear!
A lot of people don't have seniors like this!
Usually the seniors are mean to the fishees!
I know! I LOVE MY SENIORS!!!! I seriously do. Like I said, I can't express their awesomeness. In fact, I pretty much love my whole school. My school is awesome. *suddnely can't wait for school to start*
Oh! And I can't wait to kidnap a fish. Me and Marial should do it together. We should take our little sister. {a few years back the seventh graders were "big sisters" to the 5th graders}
Yeah... yo do dat!
and use plenty of pillows!
Ha! Are you kidding? I'ma use a bagel, a plastic sword, and one o' them eyepatch thingies. The ones you wear when you sleep. The ones you get on airplanes. Them.
If yo did do dat yo would be Blindeth!
...THEY would be blindfolded. That's what they did to us. Heehee, that's why D has a big cut on her leg. Her guide said "step" but she didn't hear. :D
Actually, all of the volleyball girls have bruises on their knees from diving and all that stuff.
I have bruises on my knees for slamming them with a hammer... I no know why I do dat...
...seriously?
WHAT YO THINK BON-BON!1?!?!?!
NO REALLY!
JK!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, but you had me scared there for a second.
Anyways...
*Slaps Bonnie*
HA!
*Runs away*
...you did NOT just slap me.
Cuz if you did, I'd have to do this. *long-range pie slinging, splattering over Render's face* And that's a waste of apple pie.
WAS NOT!
it is delicious!
oOH!
*Pie thing burst into flames*
WOW!
*Getting marshmallows*
Oh, get me some too! Oh, and some chocolate, and some graham crackers.
OH! You know what someone said was really good? *eye widen* chocolate expresso beans.
HOW offensive!
What if i was allergic!??!!?
JK!
*Pulling one of those bean out of ear*
You mean one of these?
*Throwing them at Bonnie*
...chocolate expresso beans...offend you?
*gasps* You have those growing IN YOUR HEAD?!?! I must have them! *gets scissors, ready to slive open Render's head*
Ooh!
this should be an unforgettable experience!
*Getting ready for the first incision*
*grins* Really? Glad you're looking forward to it. I am too. I've never operated on anything that lived afterwards. *places knife on Render's forehead* *pauses* Wait...was I supposed to use the knife or the chainsaw...? *goes to read instructions* My bad. Chainsaw.
OOH! and added vibration to my little brain!
*slicing through Render's head*
Um...we have a problem.
*staring into half of head*
...you don't have a brain.
It got out again did it...
MAN! He is so stubborn! that little rebel! Don't worry we'll find him.
Maybe you should call it. Better yet, maybe we should find it. *places hands on hips and saying with a grin* TO THE BATMOBILE! *taking a step and tripping over cape* ... that worked so much better in my head.
YES! to la Batmobile!
HEE HEE!
Now... if only gas prices would go lower...
Than we could use it...
Aw man! ARG! Well...it's not like we could drive it legally anyways. I mean, for one thing it's not even ours. Oh! I have the second-best thing to a batmobile! It's the awesomest, speediest, craziest, coolest ride EVER!!!!
*hauls out tricyle*
NO...... WAY!!!!
Yo still have this old thing!
HEE HEE!!!
*Jumping on the back*
MUSH! ONWARD SLAVE!
*pedaling really really hard* We're gaining on the brain!! At this rate, we'll catch it in..*glancing at awesome spy watch* exactly 54 hours, 3 minutes, and 29 seconds, assuming the wind resistance and direction remain the same and the brain doesn't speed up. Oh great. There's a hiff. *huffing and puffing* Maybe we can blow it out of the way.
54 HOURS!!??!?!
WHAT!
*We teleport to the brain*
Oh! look how HUGE IT IS!
*stares at peanut-sized blob of squishy stuff* ... big in an ant's perspective. *tackles it and shoves it in Render's head, sewing him up real fast so now he looks like frankenstein* There. *washing hands* I hope that was your brain...
*Staring into the abyss*
There's an abyss?!
*Doing nothing* (What I do best)
I do that too. In fact, I was going to do that right before you started talking to me. I'll demonstrate* See? *staring into space*
WOW! me thinks you do it better than I!!
*Getting roller blades*
I told you!! Rollerblades? I love roller falling!! *goes to rolleblade fall* Wweee-- ow! *gets up* Wooho-- ouch!
THOSE AREN'T ROLLER BLADES!
Those are two stick of butter ya goose!
Oh! My bad. *gets some real ones* Hey, this is kind of easy!!
There ya go!
*Trips Bonnie*
Ooh this IS fun!
*skates into Render, knocking him down* Yeah, it is! *skates away, laughing evilly*
*goes to find some matches to light something on fire*
HEY! dat is my job!
YOU ARSONIST YOU!
*Pulling out flamethrower that I always keep in my pocket*
*rolls eyes* Fine, but you were being lazy, ok? You don't do you job and they find someone else to do it. That's how life works. *doesn't take stick of butter out of pocket* Oh wait...*takes butter out of pocket* it's melted...
HEE HEE!
You clown!
*Setting flames to playground*
Wha-- Did you not read pyromania 101 ?!?!
RULE NUMBER 1: Make sure all areas are cleared of pedestrians, children, and lawyers before going crazy with fire.
THERE ARE KIDS STILL IN THERE!
At least...I think they're kids...*squinting into veil of flames*
Oh well... It is a shame really.
*Sets flames to school house*
Hey! The time for burning school is OVER! You should have done that at the end! Your timing is horrible! Go burn...um...*looking for something flamable* this can of bugspray.
*Turning it into a Huge NUKE!*
Oh... BWHAHAHAHAHAHA!
*Lighting fuse*
*putting on sunglasses and watching in speechless amazement*
*Fuse gets to end and.... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM*
That was beautiful.
I'm hungry.
What are you having for dinner?
Um... I no know...
Good for you. Just like carrots.
YEAH! I am pretty sure Carrots don't know what they are going to eat for dinner either.
I used to not like carrots. Then I realized how cool they were. Then I liked them.
I use to not like broccoli. But now I love it.
I still don't like brocolli. I used to like salad, then I hated it, now I like caesar. Mm....caesar salad...*dreams*
Why don't you get married to a salad!!??!?!
Um...I don't love it that much. If I got married to anything, it would be chocolate.
OK! wouldn't all girls....
Whoa, whoa, whoa, STERIOTYPICAL! I know plenty of girls who hate chocolate.
Like will Robin?
Will hates chocolate? Really? I didn't know that. You learn new things every day.
I no know about la Chocolate part...
That sounds so fun! I wish I could've been there.
...
You want to be captured and dragged around the mall by a group of senior girls?
Ya never know!
it might be fun... maybe Will meant dat it would be cool to watch.
*twitching*
Uh...hm...eh...
Bon-Fire yer face is malfunctioning!
*Getting wrench*
Um...wow...it never was fixed in the first place.
Ok...that would just be kind of weird...if you just stalked us around the mall, watching, my friends might get kind of freaked out. In fact...I would get kind of freaked out. And yes, I know I changed tenses like twice in the sentence.
Arty chokie!
I no knowie what dat meantie!
Ok, my friends and I are running around the mall being crazy highschoolers doing a scavenger hunt, right?
{picture this in your mind}
Now, all of a sudden, I notice you and Will sitting behind a plant staring at us...not saying anything...just staring at us...*eerie music*
Then we go to a different part of the mall and I turn around and you're disguised as some old guy or something...and I nudge my friend and point it out to her, and you two sit there staring silently...*twitching*
Then we go to waddle down the food court like ducks singing "Twinkle, Twinkle, little star", and you and Will are the hair-netted people serving that lady we stole a fry from her food. *shuddering* Just staring...not blinking. Not smiling. Not breathing. Just staring. *shivering* Creepy...
Ok... you have a sick twisted mind!
And you have my pity
It's not sick and twisted, ok? It's just paranoid!! Really really paranoid! {but not as paranoid as Chair}
That would kind of be weird...
Anyway...
Strange... Twisted... What ever!
Big whoop!
But seriously Bon-Fire Think this!
WHY! on God's green beautiful earth, his magnificent Universe, His deep waters, his Endless waves of Places should we ever do this?
I really no know!
I don't know what you want to watch...we're not that interesting...*shaking head* ok...this is too weird for me...let's change the subject...
YEah!
What wrong wit yo!
*Throwing rocks at Bonnie*
I don't know! Will threw me off! *turning in a few circles, then getting dizzy and thumping to the ground* Uh...*swaying* stars... I see stars...um um um um....lights...and color...and rocks...why do I see ro-- ouch! *slumps to ground,face forward and mumbling into ground*
Bullseye!
Ya know dat.... What was I... What was dat?? What is going on!?!?!
AGH! don't put that down!!! No! stop!
AGH! *looking up*
Just what I thought! A bag pipe!
*Setting flames to a bagpipe*
ooh! Now I know why grass is green!
*slowly sits up and stares at Render with a tilted head* You have a very interesting thought processing system. Wait...what is going on? Are you bagpiping in a burning house surrounded by green grass?
I no know what with the weather bonnie... I really no know!
HEY! you got weasels on yer face!
*Smacking Bonnie with paint brush*
*laying out bottles of paint and jumping on them in turn, trying to fanagle the tune "mary had a little lamb" out of them while coating Render in multiple colors*
*Changing bottles of paint into really mad old people*
*Dentures fly everywhere*
AGH! a pair denture hit my eye!
BONNIE! why are you jumping on those Old people!?!?!
lol!!
Because they...um...er...*running from angry old people*
Shame on you young lady!
*Changing old people into thousands of flints!*
wow! it is la end of the world there is more than one of them!
*screaming* NO! THE NIGHTMARE HAS COME TRUE! *dies*
I gtg. Ciao and have a good night.
OH!
Dis is unfair we are having much more fun din anyone!
Night Bon-Fire!
Tell Jade HI in la morning k!
*Making all flints explode*
*Gasp*
You were Kidnapped!!??
When did this happen!!?!?
Dude...it's like you didn't read the post at all...
What?
I did too la day it came out.
Hey Bon-Fire have yo ever ridden an Elephant before?
No. But that would be AWESOME!! I'd love to do that eventually. Have you?
Yes I have... i felt like I was doing la splits man!...I mean WOman!
Really?! When was that? Where was that?
BEWARE!
BEWARE!
I beseech you to BEWARE!
OOOOOOOOOHH!
BEWARE!
IT was at la Renaissance fest two years ago in Tomball.
They had an elephant in a Renaissance festival in Tomball?!?! NO WAY! They were just giving people rides?
Sí Señorita.
Un Elephánte a la Fiesta De Renaissance!
De rides...
I no remember the word for Rides so!
Wow. I'ma take Spanish next year...so I can decode you. GO PHELPS!
Yo me EMail broke er something...
Arg! So did mine!!
IT fixed now Me thinks.
I hopes.
Buttons is snoring.
HEE HEE!
Me likes Buttons!
He rocks!
*snatches Buttons* mine! You can't have him in his rocksome self! He's probably stare at you if you ever met him and then shy away in a corner.
HEY!
Yo waked The Shiny one up!
What kinda Buttons lover er you!
I'm the bestest Buttons lover there is!! *spins him around and around, laughing at his face that cries for help*
I keep dieing!
*pokes with big stick* And yet you're still alive. How disappointing. JK!
No really yo have a cool Cat!
I wanna meet him sometime!
Hm...ok, next time we meet, I'll stuff him in my pocket and bring him alone. ... wait ... actually, he's kind of...BIG...
No it's okay to leave comments on my blog. Sorry I knida do have short term memory loss! ;P lol
YES! *loads comment cannon and marches off to blog*
Yo probably at la Afternoon part of CHurch so...
Well I am back er whateva...
Nope, I be here too. How you doing?
I am still breathing... is dat good?
Well I think so.
I think so too.
So...Oh, Will says hi and you're a spaz. And he says he's a looser. *weird look*
He is a LOOSER!
Wow!
And I thought I spelled loser wrong...
Oops. My bad.
How was church?
Will says: you're even more of a loser, you loser.
WELL!
He is Juuuuuust Peachy!
No worry I won't hurt him.... bad...
Church went fast today.
That's not correct grammar. It's BadLY. So...
Will asks if you go out of your way to use bad grammar. And now he's talking about jelyfish...
Really? In a good way or a bad way? Or just matter-of-factly?
Yo I truly Use la bad grammar just because..
I really have no excuses.
I can speak regular if i want to I just lazy.
matter-of-factly
Sure. That's what they all say. It's a habit you can't break. Admit it.
Hey, Will says: do you want to ride to la concert with us? Haha. I'm making fun of you.
B:...that was kind of weird.
IT be better if he Emailed me about it.
Is it at 6:30 PM
Cause if it is I cannot make it... So sorry.
He says to reply through email.
Um...I don't remember...
I gtg...ciao and have a good afternoon.
NO!
Tell will if he has the DUMBNESS to talk to me about this over you He will need medical atention when I am done with him
If he wants a Question from me He should ask me Directly!
He la one dat needs to Email me!
This is crazy!
*Starting Computer game*
I KNOW!!! I told him.
What's crazy?
That sounds soooo fun!
I havn't been on in soooo long!
I am soooo bored!
I know!
Dude...it's been SOOO boring w/o you!!
Sorry. My bro came back and then homeschool confrence and then other stuff then yeah.
Dude! New post!
Finally!
I got attacked by ants four times today. And most of them I was holding Luna and couldn't get them off till I put her down.
Hm... Everything is CRAZY!
HEE HEE!
Hm..should I be concerned?
No...
Craziness is part of Any normal day isn't it?
Hm...that all depends on perspective. Perspective, situation...all that jazz that can twist a scenario.
WHAT!
It no need no Perspective!
Just a day wit la Moonarrows!
I supposed you're right. Any day with crazy people makes for a crazy day...or something like that. *thinks* uh..
I gtg.
Ciao and have a good night!
Ok goo night!
HEE HEE!
*Pointing at shooting star*
Ooh... Dizzy!
Dude!! My cat hates me! HE HAS TURNED AGAINST ME! AHH! *sigh*
Erm...how was your day?
*Thinking really really hard*
Now why would he do dat?
I saw Elko boys
And they had an extra kid wit them!
Apparently he is one of Alex's friends who is spending la night.
BECAUSE!!! Mom and I had to pin him down to squirt some flea medicine stuff onto the back of the neck, and apparently he didn't like that, so now he glares at me and runs away when I get near him.
ARG!
*tries not to cry*
We kungfu frighted and played super hero and I was sandman!
Everyone wanted to be the Lizard though...
OH! COOL!! Was he fun too? What did y'all do this time?
Sandman from spider man?
*Gasp*
He will thank yo latter cause he will not be itching his ears off!
And yes dat sandman.
I wanted to be Dr. Doom but they no know who he is...
Yep he was fun... his name was FOX!
I know, but he doesn't understand that! *slamming head on desk* BUTTONS! ARG!!!! *sigh* anyway...
I don't know who he is either...Who is he?
I didn't like the spider man movies. The first was the best and then the others were just...not.
No way! Besides "Wolfgang", "Jade", and "Avery", that's one of the coolest names ever!!
What's up?
Yep it pretty coll.
Dr. doom from la Fantastic four.
I no watch la movies but He was in a lot of cartoons!
Hey will what happenen?
I watched the second Fantastic Four and didn't like it.
H1, Will!
Sooooo...
Dr. doom in la first one Me thinks.
Batman is my fav. superhero. I've decided that. Never read the comics {but want to}, but he's my fav.
Yo Will! type faster!
He is la most Human!
Batman is...
*nodding* and he's the coolest. I loooove the batmobile.
I'm leaving. Bye. Adios. Yeah.
Um doesn't everyone!
I want Chair to post dat audio thing yall did last Sunday!
AGH!
Will yo come you saw and you scrammed!
I want to hear it too!!!!
Arg...ciao and have a good day, Will. *glaring*
What are you having for dinner?
Ha ha! I fooled you foolz!!! Ha ha!
Well!
Let's do operation Email storm!
*slaps Will*
Haha, I slapped you fool!
*perks up*
Operation email storm?!?! YES!!!!! *pumps fists and begins firing*
*sends a bunch of emails*
*stowing away weapons of mass destruction* Ok...I think we're good...
*Holding Monkey*
Just a sec k
*nodding* sure.
OoH!
I cannot wait to hear it!
HEE HEE!
Oh! this should irritate her muy mucho!!!
*grinning* Yup.
YUP?!?!?!
Dat all yo have to say is YUP?
Ok
I sent like three Me thinks...
Yes. Yes it is.
Me too! :D Three is the best number. Almost.
...I think Will died...
Dat cause I killed im!
I think we should burry him.
Why'd ya kill him?
*looking at la dead will*
Hm...
*Kicking carcass*
Felt like it...
Ya know one of those days...
I gtg...ciao and have a good afternoon...er...wait...brb.
*Dumbfounded*
Ok...
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