Ok...here I go...attempting to be my random self again. More up-beat this time, though. Hm...I want a bagel. And chili. I hope that's for dinner. Oh! I burned my tongue a few days ago. Now the tastebuds are all white and everything. It's kind of weird...feels weird whenever I rub my tongue under my teeth.
I'm basketball manager! And we had a game Friday and a tourny Saturday. We lost. :( But I had so much fun managing with my senior friend. She's going to five me her volleyball shoes, if she remembers. Woop! That'll be cool. Anyway, I was having so much fun marking stats with my mechanical pencil. I felt so confident and important and unofficially official. I was keeping stats...from the bleachers. Well, not bleachers. They were like gigantic stairs. *wide eyes* They. Were. Awesome. You could lie down on one whole stair! It was really cool. We went to Subway as a team, too, and had fun there. :)
Hm...I think I should stroke my chin and try to look profound. :D Too bad you can't see me. But that might be kind of weird...cuz then you'd be a stalker. *alien music* Ok...I feel like if anyone is dedicated enough to read this weird post about me, I should do something for them...so...*throws a golden trophy at the first commenter* Congrads, you got the "coolest commenter with a golden trophy and a bruise on their head" award. :) Have fun. Let me know how much it's worth.
~ Bonnie
Sunday, November 9, 2008
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If it were real gold I would be rich!
Ya Cheap Bottom-feeder!
Jk..
Nice post.
It is the delineation of Randomness.
*Sets trophy on fire*
Well I guess there is something good about this thing after all!
~The Silhouette
Huzzah! I was asleep and missed out on a bruise on my forehead! I feel...lucky. Now I get the Prize of the Uninjured. ;)
But...I did read your whole post anyway. :D
Er...what does delineation mean?
Thanks for the dedication. :D
Delineation: to describe or explain something in detail
So Practically another word of illustration.
TEA PARTY!
*spills the tea and turns around, startled* What on earth are you doing awake at three??
*disapproving glare* Do you not have a bedtime?
Bonnie, yo no know that the best time to have a tea party is at three a.m.?
And how do you know Any wasn't in china commenting from there?
Any- Why U no invite me?
*Feels left out*
Oh well. One day I shall have my own cyber Te-party at three a.m.by myself, for myself, in my room, all alone....
Well, apparently not, because I have a bedtime...hmph...this is most frustrating. Now I'll have to try and sleep tonight knowing one or both of you is going to have a teaparty in China at three and I can't come...harumph.
Ok Wizard Fenworth!(SP?)
Psh, I'm much to young...go to bed, old one.
Ooh, ooh, who do I get to be?
Pick someone outside Dragon Keepers.
You get to be...um...someone older than I.
...you get to be a dinosaur.
And I want to change to be...erm...Gimli.
AGH! Bonnie yo have a beard!
*Dies*
*strokes chin* Indeed. It looks profound, doesn't it?
...hm...maybe I should change again to something beard-less. I want to be a mushroom.
*Fries Bonnie mushroom, dips it in cheese, and gets ready to devour it*
*Thinks*
Wait, I no like mushroom...
Oh well...
*Throws it to seagulls who say "MINE!"
Arg...now...um...I want to be a ship. Hey! I wanted to be that all along, I just never knewed it.
I thus launch this here ship so that it may sail the seven and a half seas FOREVER!
*Hits the Bonnie Ship with champagne bottle*
*Ship burst into flames and sinks into the depths*
Oops...
*glares up at Render from the bottom of the sea*
Gee, thanks for killing me when I was so ready to sail.
If you could pick anything to be, what would you?
I would be an invincible Version of Render whom you couldn't hurt in any way possible.
Oh and has meat vision!
Meat Vision? Like that lion in Madagascar?
No, I can summon any kinda meat whenever I want!
Ooh! I love MEAT VISION!
HEE HEE!
*Yawn*
*slap*
*Wonders why Bonnie is slapping things*
Why are ya slapping things?
Are you angry at existence!?!
MEE TOO!
We need to go on a strike!
Demand our civil liberties I say!
Come one Bon-Fire let's go!
*grabs pack of stuffs* I PROTEST! *sharpies a poster and sticks it on a stick*
*goes to sit outside some official-looking building moodily, holding sign*
Ooh, a Wal-mat. Dat official.
Good Thinking Bon-Fire
*Starts drenching self with gasoline*
Yo are probably wondering what I am doing...I'll tell you......
...
...
I don't know......
*eyes grow wide*
You're not thinking of...of...of that, are you?
Of what?
Oooooooohhhh.....
You think I'm going to light myself on fire, huh?
Well your wrong.
I happen to drench myself with gasoline all the time.
*Wonders how Bon-Fire didn't know that*
No, I was thinking
"You crazy donut; Walmart smiley stickers are so over-rated!"
...but your explination is so much more logical.
Is dat why we on strike?
oh I know remember!
oh punny!
Bad pun, bad!
*puts pun to shame*
*vigorous nod* Of course.
We don't want its petty smiley. We want REAL smileys. STRONG smileys. AWESOME smileys.
Put the pun to shame!
Then punt the punk across the room.
*does what Bonnie said to do*
*Notes that the "punk" is twice the size of self*
Oh deer....Oh look another pun!
*gets beat up by big punk*
You think you're so punny...BUT YOU'RE NOT! *punts non-punny punk to Pennsylvania*
Pun: a humorous use of words that involves a word or phrase that has more than one possible meaning.
Homophone: a word that is pronounced in the same way as one or more other words but is different in meaning and sometimes spelling, as are "hair" and "hare."
WACKA WACKA BOOYACKA!
Hey!
Watch me eat this PLANE brisket!
Or how about this deer friend.... No I wasn't going to eat em'...
How could you think of such things!?!
SICKO!
Why do you keep hoarsing around?
You need to wind down, down wind, and enjoy the fare air.
If not, I'll have two dew something...something evil!
Oh yeah?!?
Watch we sale the seven sees!
How can a ship bare so much wait?
Four us to sale sew far with so many things, it would be grate if it didn't brake, let alone fail to set off.
Don't make me bight you!
I'll swim to get even Moore.
AGH! Look a wale!
There is a whale on the wale!
What bee ye waling about, lad?
Look at the lite!
Light is the lightest thing!
Yet heavy is all the same.
Let's go two the wonderland!
And then we'll cure that wale of his wales!
Let's go to kill kill.
*Looks up kill*
Yeah lets go now!
Yo want to mine some jet while ridding on a jet?
You have Kill's number?
Lets go play Go: a Japanese board game played with black and white stones on a surface marked with 19 lines intersecting each other to create 361 crossing points.
The object of the game is to capture the larger part of the board and the opponent's stones.
Kill isn't a person!
Kill is a place--a stream, channel, or waterway
Kill Kill is Kill Stream, or waterway.
Mancala!!
That jib is such a jib!
Stop jibing me in the ribs; the jibs you're jabbing are jumbling my jam. And NO ONE interefers with my jam.
*Interferes with Bonnie's Jam*
*Jamming with Jam*
*Jamming transmissions with Jam*
*glares* Are you a DJ? I don't THINK so! *un-scratches record; jams continue*
Now...anybody got any pb I can spread on my jam?
*jumps on the jammed transmissions and sticks out tongue, pulls on ears, and screams, trying to be one of those people from New Zealand with that ritual-dance-face-tongue-sticking-outing-thing*
*Smears pb on Bonnie's face*
Ooh, Bonnie has a bonnet of pb!
*Runs for life*
*Screams*
A Bonnet for Bonnie, My Bony lass!
I'm gunna die now!
*Burritos.. I mean buries self*
Plz don't kick me!
My dear Render,
Why on earth would I kick you? Do you think I would stoop so low as to kick you like a petty child? Am I really that childish to you that you would possibley contrive me kicking people? When said people are drenched in gasoline?
My dear, silly, Render, of course I'm not going to kick you.
I'm going to light you on fire.
NO, NO, You're deranged!
*Knows that death is nigh*
No...death is not nigh...he's right at your door.
*evil grin*
*lights match and sticks it into Render's eye*
*brbs*
Oh My Eye! AGH! AGH!
It's on fire! My iris, It's melting!
AGH! I Can't see, I can't see!
My pupil is blacker than before!
AGH!
*Burst into flames*
Oh Man!
*Stops, drops, and rolls, just like those nice firemen taught me*
*watches, laughing*
... hm...*feels guilty*
I gtg...ciao and have a good night!
*Twitch*
NIGHTY NIGHT!
I Might have trouble sleeping though cuz of my third degree burns... But don't worry about me, I'll just limp home now while I watch my own flesh fall off....
*Limping Home*
~The Silhouette
:LOL:!!!!
I was NOT up at 3...I was up at 1 :P the timestamp says so on my screen, and I haven't gone to china yet, you still have time to join me. And that was totally the funniest conversation to read EVER. Or almost anyway. :D
:6: Okay, so the time stamp is off and it was really 2am, 3am your time. And of course right now it's 4 my time and 5 yours... :oops:
Which means...
TEA PARTY AGAIN!
*grins* I'm glad we amuze you. ARG! If only my bedtime was delayed!
AGH! I Missed out AGAIN!
*Shooting self*
Jk
Hey, like, I was thinking, like, what if, like, we had a Tea Party, like, somewhere, like, around, like, a silly, like, table, with, like, stuff, and, like, things we can throw at people, and, like, We can, like, have a, like, trampoline, and, like, we could spin in circles until, like, we throw up, er something. You know?
CATCHYA L8R
~The Silhouette
(Who is trying to "speeka" your language....)
You know you're like totally jacking the way I talk, right?
*slips Render a bagel* Well...if there's hats involved, I'll be there.
OF COURSE!
Hats!
And awards and junk!!!
Yes! Yes! Now all we need is a convenient time to meet up and pummel the brains out of each otehr with balloons.
Well.
Hm...
What place shall we choose?
Ow bout now!
*Sets a table which popped out of nowhere*
Dang it! How do you catch your breath? I can barely catch a flight, and the only thing I CAN catch with this glove is a cold...
*scowls at Render and sits at the table*
Ok then, here is the tea. Too bad Any ain't here, she would enjoy this...
*Thinks*
*Throws teacup at Bon-Fire*
*sends telapathic message*
-grabs a few old teacups and starts tossing saucers at everyone-
Hey... -peers at Silhouette- It's YOU! WHY DID YOU INSULT WERT?! -throws an extra teacup at the person who verbally attacked Wert- :6:
*dives under table*
-dives under table with Ivy-
:D This is fun.
Oh.
If Someone insults The Silhouette's beliefs, usually he attacks back.
I have the right to stand up for what I believe in.
*If this lasts, Will leave*
*holds up plate in front of face, making a face and refusing to get into this*
Erm...who wants bagels?
I want one!
*Takes bagel*
Ooh! Pretty color!
*Eats it in a snap*
Hey...ok...don't save a bite for me...that's ok...you can have the last poppyseed.
*Bites hunk of cheese*
*Scream*
I knew you were a cheesy person!
AGH! A PUN!
*Dying*
Oh no! The return of a pun!!
That should be a movie!
CLEAN CUPS! MOVE DOWN! MOVE DOWN!
*Moves Down*
Ooh! Fresh SEE turtle!
*Has a feeling is being talked about behind back*
*snatches a hat*
*laughs like a madman* HHAHAHAHAHAHA! *pounds on the table like a mad man*
*bites into hard muffin-or tries to*
Ouch! My tooth! Dentist! Ouch!
Do you not mean Mad WOMAN?
*Thinks: is Bonnie insane?*
*Looks at Bonnie*
(Pause)
*Yep, she's insane...*
Of course I'm not in Sane. I don't even know where Sane is. And why would I travel in the belly of a whale anyways? Come on!
Move on! Clean cups!
Move Along! *distant humming*
What is dat Humming coming from?
*If Any sill there, tell her dat I'm on good terms now with Mr. Wert. We only had a misunderstanding.*
*Sets random things on Fire*
It's coming from...Sane
There is no Humming in Sane, neither are Wal-Marts.
So where the heck are we supposed to have Humming? If it's not in Walmart, it can't possibley exist in any other place in the world.
AGH!
*Brain Malfunctions*
Could ya run that by me again?
Erm...if we can't find Humming in Sane or in Walmart, where are we supposed to find it at all?
We could find Humming in Gravy!
*Dives in the gravy*
*has to go*
You do that and let me know how a humming tastes. Ciao and have a good night, silly elf.
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