Sunday, November 9, 2008

Randomness

Ok...here I go...attempting to be my random self again. More up-beat this time, though. Hm...I want a bagel. And chili. I hope that's for dinner. Oh! I burned my tongue a few days ago. Now the tastebuds are all white and everything. It's kind of weird...feels weird whenever I rub my tongue under my teeth.

I'm basketball manager! And we had a game Friday and a tourny Saturday. We lost. :( But I had so much fun managing with my senior friend. She's going to five me her volleyball shoes, if she remembers. Woop! That'll be cool. Anyway, I was having so much fun marking stats with my mechanical pencil. I felt so confident and important and unofficially official. I was keeping stats...from the bleachers. Well, not bleachers. They were like gigantic stairs. *wide eyes* They. Were. Awesome. You could lie down on one whole stair! It was really cool. We went to Subway as a team, too, and had fun there. :)

Hm...I think I should stroke my chin and try to look profound. :D Too bad you can't see me. But that might be kind of weird...cuz then you'd be a stalker. *alien music* Ok...I feel like if anyone is dedicated enough to read this weird post about me, I should do something for them...so...*throws a golden trophy at the first commenter* Congrads, you got the "coolest commenter with a golden trophy and a bruise on their head" award. :) Have fun. Let me know how much it's worth.

~ Bonnie

108 comments:

~Thē Sĭl'ū-ĕt' 該剪影 said...

If it were real gold I would be rich!

Ya Cheap Bottom-feeder!

Jk..

Nice post.

It is the delineation of Randomness.

*Sets trophy on fire*

Well I guess there is something good about this thing after all!

~The Silhouette

AJ said...

Huzzah! I was asleep and missed out on a bruise on my forehead! I feel...lucky. Now I get the Prize of the Uninjured. ;)

But...I did read your whole post anyway. :D

Hannah Banana said...

Er...what does delineation mean?

Thanks for the dedication. :D

~Thē Sĭl'ū-ĕt' 該剪影 said...

Delineation: to describe or explain something in detail


So Practically another word of illustration.

AJ said...

TEA PARTY!

Hannah Banana said...

*spills the tea and turns around, startled* What on earth are you doing awake at three??

*disapproving glare* Do you not have a bedtime?

~Thē Sĭl'ū-ĕt' 該剪影 said...

Bonnie, yo no know that the best time to have a tea party is at three a.m.?

And how do you know Any wasn't in china commenting from there?

Any- Why U no invite me?

*Feels left out*

Oh well. One day I shall have my own cyber Te-party at three a.m.by myself, for myself, in my room, all alone....

Hannah Banana said...

Well, apparently not, because I have a bedtime...hmph...this is most frustrating. Now I'll have to try and sleep tonight knowing one or both of you is going to have a teaparty in China at three and I can't come...harumph.

~Thē Sĭl'ū-ĕt' 該剪影 said...

Ok Wizard Fenworth!(SP?)

Hannah Banana said...

Psh, I'm much to young...go to bed, old one.

~Thē Sĭl'ū-ĕt' 該剪影 said...

Ooh, ooh, who do I get to be?

Pick someone outside Dragon Keepers.

Hannah Banana said...

You get to be...um...someone older than I.

...you get to be a dinosaur.

And I want to change to be...erm...Gimli.

~Thē Sĭl'ū-ĕt' 該剪影 said...

AGH! Bonnie yo have a beard!

*Dies*

Hannah Banana said...

*strokes chin* Indeed. It looks profound, doesn't it?

...hm...maybe I should change again to something beard-less. I want to be a mushroom.

~Thē Sĭl'ū-ĕt' 該剪影 said...

*Fries Bonnie mushroom, dips it in cheese, and gets ready to devour it*

*Thinks*

Wait, I no like mushroom...

Oh well...

*Throws it to seagulls who say "MINE!"

Hannah Banana said...

Arg...now...um...I want to be a ship. Hey! I wanted to be that all along, I just never knewed it.

~Thē Sĭl'ū-ĕt' 該剪影 said...

I thus launch this here ship so that it may sail the seven and a half seas FOREVER!

*Hits the Bonnie Ship with champagne bottle*

*Ship burst into flames and sinks into the depths*

Oops...

Hannah Banana said...

*glares up at Render from the bottom of the sea*

Gee, thanks for killing me when I was so ready to sail.

If you could pick anything to be, what would you?

~Thē Sĭl'ū-ĕt' 該剪影 said...

I would be an invincible Version of Render whom you couldn't hurt in any way possible.

Oh and has meat vision!

Hannah Banana said...

Meat Vision? Like that lion in Madagascar?

Render MoonArrow said...

No, I can summon any kinda meat whenever I want!

Ooh! I love MEAT VISION!

HEE HEE!

Render MoonArrow said...

*Yawn*

Hannah Banana said...

*slap*

Render MoonArrow said...

*Wonders why Bonnie is slapping things*

Why are ya slapping things?

Render MoonArrow said...

Are you angry at existence!?!

MEE TOO!

We need to go on a strike!

Demand our civil liberties I say!

Come one Bon-Fire let's go!

Hannah Banana said...

*grabs pack of stuffs* I PROTEST! *sharpies a poster and sticks it on a stick*
*goes to sit outside some official-looking building moodily, holding sign*

Render MoonArrow said...

Ooh, a Wal-mat. Dat official.

Good Thinking Bon-Fire

*Starts drenching self with gasoline*

Yo are probably wondering what I am doing...I'll tell you......

...

...

I don't know......

Hannah Banana said...

*eyes grow wide*

You're not thinking of...of...of that, are you?

Render MoonArrow said...

Of what?

Oooooooohhhh.....

You think I'm going to light myself on fire, huh?

Well your wrong.

I happen to drench myself with gasoline all the time.

*Wonders how Bon-Fire didn't know that*

Hannah Banana said...

No, I was thinking

"You crazy donut; Walmart smiley stickers are so over-rated!"

...but your explination is so much more logical.

Render MoonArrow said...

Is dat why we on strike?

Render MoonArrow said...

oh I know remember!

Render MoonArrow said...

oh punny!

Render MoonArrow said...

Bad pun, bad!

*puts pun to shame*

Hannah Banana said...

*vigorous nod* Of course.

We don't want its petty smiley. We want REAL smileys. STRONG smileys. AWESOME smileys.

Hannah Banana said...

Put the pun to shame!

Then punt the punk across the room.

Render MoonArrow said...

*does what Bonnie said to do*

Render MoonArrow said...

*Notes that the "punk" is twice the size of self*

Oh deer....Oh look another pun!

*gets beat up by big punk*

Hannah Banana said...

You think you're so punny...BUT YOU'RE NOT! *punts non-punny punk to Pennsylvania*

Render MoonArrow said...

Pun: a humorous use of words that involves a word or phrase that has more than one possible meaning.

Homophone: a word that is pronounced in the same way as one or more other words but is different in meaning and sometimes spelling, as are "hair" and "hare."

Render MoonArrow said...

WACKA WACKA BOOYACKA!

Hey!

Watch me eat this PLANE brisket!

Or how about this deer friend.... No I wasn't going to eat em'...

How could you think of such things!?!

SICKO!

Hannah Banana said...

Why do you keep hoarsing around?
You need to wind down, down wind, and enjoy the fare air.
If not, I'll have two dew something...something evil!

Render MoonArrow said...

Oh yeah?!?

Watch we sale the seven sees!

Hannah Banana said...

How can a ship bare so much wait?

Four us to sale sew far with so many things, it would be grate if it didn't brake, let alone fail to set off.

Render MoonArrow said...

Don't make me bight you!

I'll swim to get even Moore.

AGH! Look a wale!

There is a whale on the wale!

Hannah Banana said...

What bee ye waling about, lad?

Look at the lite!

Render MoonArrow said...

Light is the lightest thing!

Yet heavy is all the same.

Let's go two the wonderland!

And then we'll cure that wale of his wales!

Render MoonArrow said...

Let's go to kill kill.

*Looks up kill*

Yeah lets go now!

Render MoonArrow said...

Yo want to mine some jet while ridding on a jet?

Hannah Banana said...

You have Kill's number?

Render MoonArrow said...

Lets go play Go: a Japanese board game played with black and white stones on a surface marked with 19 lines intersecting each other to create 361 crossing points.
The object of the game is to capture the larger part of the board and the opponent's stones.

Render MoonArrow said...

Kill isn't a person!

Kill is a place--a stream, channel, or waterway

Render MoonArrow said...

Kill Kill is Kill Stream, or waterway.

Hannah Banana said...

Mancala!!

Render MoonArrow said...

That jib is such a jib!

Hannah Banana said...

Stop jibing me in the ribs; the jibs you're jabbing are jumbling my jam. And NO ONE interefers with my jam.

Render MoonArrow said...

*Interferes with Bonnie's Jam*

Render MoonArrow said...

*Jamming with Jam*

*Jamming transmissions with Jam*

Hannah Banana said...

*glares* Are you a DJ? I don't THINK so! *un-scratches record; jams continue*

Now...anybody got any pb I can spread on my jam?

Hannah Banana said...

*jumps on the jammed transmissions and sticks out tongue, pulls on ears, and screams, trying to be one of those people from New Zealand with that ritual-dance-face-tongue-sticking-outing-thing*

Render MoonArrow said...

*Smears pb on Bonnie's face*

Ooh, Bonnie has a bonnet of pb!

*Runs for life*

Render MoonArrow said...

*Screams*

Render MoonArrow said...

A Bonnet for Bonnie, My Bony lass!

Render MoonArrow said...

I'm gunna die now!

Render MoonArrow said...

*Burritos.. I mean buries self*

Render MoonArrow said...

Plz don't kick me!

Hannah Banana said...

My dear Render,

Why on earth would I kick you? Do you think I would stoop so low as to kick you like a petty child? Am I really that childish to you that you would possibley contrive me kicking people? When said people are drenched in gasoline?

My dear, silly, Render, of course I'm not going to kick you.

I'm going to light you on fire.

Render MoonArrow said...

NO, NO, You're deranged!

*Knows that death is nigh*

Hannah Banana said...

No...death is not nigh...he's right at your door.
*evil grin*
*lights match and sticks it into Render's eye*

Hannah Banana said...

*brbs*

Render MoonArrow said...

Oh My Eye! AGH! AGH!

It's on fire! My iris, It's melting!

AGH! I Can't see, I can't see!

My pupil is blacker than before!

AGH!

*Burst into flames*

Oh Man!

*Stops, drops, and rolls, just like those nice firemen taught me*

Hannah Banana said...

*watches, laughing*

... hm...*feels guilty*

I gtg...ciao and have a good night!

Render MoonArrow said...

*Twitch*

Render MoonArrow said...

NIGHTY NIGHT!

I Might have trouble sleeping though cuz of my third degree burns... But don't worry about me, I'll just limp home now while I watch my own flesh fall off....

*Limping Home*

~The Silhouette

AJ said...

:LOL:!!!!

I was NOT up at 3...I was up at 1 :P the timestamp says so on my screen, and I haven't gone to china yet, you still have time to join me. And that was totally the funniest conversation to read EVER. Or almost anyway. :D

AJ said...

:6: Okay, so the time stamp is off and it was really 2am, 3am your time. And of course right now it's 4 my time and 5 yours... :oops:

Which means...

TEA PARTY AGAIN!

Hannah Banana said...

*grins* I'm glad we amuze you. ARG! If only my bedtime was delayed!

Render MoonArrow said...

AGH! I Missed out AGAIN!

*Shooting self*

Jk

Hey, like, I was thinking, like, what if, like, we had a Tea Party, like, somewhere, like, around, like, a silly, like, table, with, like, stuff, and, like, things we can throw at people, and, like, We can, like, have a, like, trampoline, and, like, we could spin in circles until, like, we throw up, er something. You know?

CATCHYA L8R

~The Silhouette
(Who is trying to "speeka" your language....)

Hannah Banana said...

You know you're like totally jacking the way I talk, right?

*slips Render a bagel* Well...if there's hats involved, I'll be there.

Render MoonArrow said...

OF COURSE!

Hats!

And awards and junk!!!

Hannah Banana said...

Yes! Yes! Now all we need is a convenient time to meet up and pummel the brains out of each otehr with balloons.

Render MoonArrow said...

Well.

Hm...

What place shall we choose?

Ow bout now!

*Sets a table which popped out of nowhere*

Hannah Banana said...

Dang it! How do you catch your breath? I can barely catch a flight, and the only thing I CAN catch with this glove is a cold...

*scowls at Render and sits at the table*

Render MoonArrow said...

Ok then, here is the tea. Too bad Any ain't here, she would enjoy this...

*Thinks*

*Throws teacup at Bon-Fire*

Hannah Banana said...

*sends telapathic message*

AJ said...

-grabs a few old teacups and starts tossing saucers at everyone-

Hey... -peers at Silhouette- It's YOU! WHY DID YOU INSULT WERT?! -throws an extra teacup at the person who verbally attacked Wert- :6:

Hannah Banana said...

*dives under table*

AJ said...

-dives under table with Ivy-

:D This is fun.

Render MoonArrow said...

Oh.

If Someone insults The Silhouette's beliefs, usually he attacks back.

I have the right to stand up for what I believe in.

*If this lasts, Will leave*

Hannah Banana said...

*holds up plate in front of face, making a face and refusing to get into this*

Erm...who wants bagels?

Render MoonArrow said...

I want one!

*Takes bagel*

Ooh! Pretty color!

*Eats it in a snap*

Hannah Banana said...

Hey...ok...don't save a bite for me...that's ok...you can have the last poppyseed.

*Bites hunk of cheese*

Render MoonArrow said...

*Scream*

I knew you were a cheesy person!

AGH! A PUN!

*Dying*

Hannah Banana said...

Oh no! The return of a pun!!

Render MoonArrow said...

That should be a movie!

CLEAN CUPS! MOVE DOWN! MOVE DOWN!

*Moves Down*

Ooh! Fresh SEE turtle!

Render MoonArrow said...

*Has a feeling is being talked about behind back*

Hannah Banana said...

*snatches a hat*

*laughs like a madman* HHAHAHAHAHAHA! *pounds on the table like a mad man*

Hannah Banana said...

*bites into hard muffin-or tries to*

Ouch! My tooth! Dentist! Ouch!

Render MoonArrow said...

Do you not mean Mad WOMAN?

*Thinks: is Bonnie insane?*

*Looks at Bonnie*

(Pause)

*Yep, she's insane...*

Hannah Banana said...

Of course I'm not in Sane. I don't even know where Sane is. And why would I travel in the belly of a whale anyways? Come on!

Move on! Clean cups!

Move Along! *distant humming*

Render MoonArrow said...

What is dat Humming coming from?

*If Any sill there, tell her dat I'm on good terms now with Mr. Wert. We only had a misunderstanding.*

*Sets random things on Fire*

Hannah Banana said...

It's coming from...Sane

Render MoonArrow said...

There is no Humming in Sane, neither are Wal-Marts.

Hannah Banana said...

So where the heck are we supposed to have Humming? If it's not in Walmart, it can't possibley exist in any other place in the world.

Render MoonArrow said...

AGH!

*Brain Malfunctions*

Could ya run that by me again?

Hannah Banana said...

Erm...if we can't find Humming in Sane or in Walmart, where are we supposed to find it at all?

Render MoonArrow said...

We could find Humming in Gravy!

*Dives in the gravy*

Hannah Banana said...

*has to go*

You do that and let me know how a humming tastes. Ciao and have a good night, silly elf.