Sunday, April 17, 2011

ice monster

Always waking in the night to
Whispered words on winding wind.
These hands of ice that dared to touch
I swear won't ever touch again.

Every heart I held that mattered
Turned to ice, and slid, and shattered.
Naive of me, to think it nice
To try and touch you with the ice.

Through tear-glazed eyes, I hold a part
Of you I touched; fragmented heart.
I know now things can't be the same.
You're broke inside, and I'm to blame.

Poison is labeled, if warning is waged
A monster like me deserves to be caged.
Chill choice hangs midair; a stern sacrifice,
To die from the cold, or live with the ice?

Monday, December 6, 2010

The Man and the Moon

“Daddy?” The thoughts of an aging man were barely perforated by the whispered word. Taking a slow breath of smoky air, the man sitting by a dancing campfire turned to face his daughter. Tree leaves far above her angelic head cast speckled shadows across her tiny frame, and the light from the fire seemed to age her face a few years. He couldn’t help but notice how much she looked like her mother.

The man held out his hand to the child distractedly, his gaze flickering between the stars in her eyes and the stars in the sky. The little girl took a few timid steps across the dying leaves and sat down in his lap. Her bright, blue eyes, framed by tiny wisps of blonde hair, studied the large hand that cradled her own.

“What are you doing up so late, sweetie?” he asked, his voice seeming distant.

The little girl squeezed his hand with her tiny fingers. “I had a bad dream.” A tiny wind blew, like a breath of air, and she shivered. He hugged her close to himself, wrapping his arms around her.

“You know what makes me forget bad dreams?” he asked his daughter.

The little girl shook her head. He turned her in his lap so that he could look her full in the face. His mind had deserted whatever it had been previously occupied with, and now he completely devoted himself to his daughter. “Stories,” he whispered. As if his voice was a sign, the fire gave a crackle, sending tiny bursts of light into the nighttime air.

The girl wrinkled her nose like she had taken a sip of sour milk. “But daddy your stories are always about knights and dragons and kings and boys. I don’t like boys.”

The man tried to hide a smile. “There’s nothing wrong with boys.”

“Ewwww!” the girl said, rocking back and forth in protest. “Boys pick boogers!”

The man laughed now, the traces of a few wrinkles beginning to emerge from his tanned skin. “Alright, what do you want to hear about?”

The girl grinned like she had just received a new doll. “A princess!”

“Ah, princesses…” the man said, watching his daughter’s eyes light up at the word. “So be it…are you ready?” The girl nodded eagerly, curls bouncing around her face as she did so. “You’re not going to fall asleep on me, are you?” She shook her head reverently, almost appalled he would accuse her of such an act. “Alright. Here we go.” He cleared his throat, took a moment to think, and began to stare into the fire. He stared so long the girl thought that he might have forgotten he had promised her a story, but then he opened his mouth and begin to weave pictures for her in the air. She sighed to herself and leaned back into his chest, inhaling the smell of the woods around her and his cologne.

“Once upon a time,” the man began, his eyes growing distant once more as he watched images flash across his mind’s eye, “There was a kingdom in the sky, full of people that floated on clouds and sailed across rainbows to get from one place to another. These sky people were beautiful, tall, and happy, and they had a beautiful king and queen that ruled over them. The queen had skin like light beams that dance in the sun, and sky blue eyes. Her beauty was unmatched by anyone in the kingdom except her own daughter. The queen and the princess had personalities as different from each other as the colors of a rainbow.”

The man paused for a moment, capturing the look of his daughter’s expectant face as she peered up at him in anticipation. The air around them was still, as if it too was waiting for him to begin again and speak of the wonders of the sky kingdom. “Well,” he started after a moment, “The queen’s daughter was extremely curious, and every day she would stare down past the clouds and dream of the land of earth she had heard tales about. You see, the people of the sky were all so beautiful and radiant that if they touched the ground, they would die.”

Slight pressure around his fingers caused the man to stop once more and he glanced down to see his daughter’s fingers clenched around his. “Is this a sad story, daddy?” she asked quietly, eyes downcast.

His heart lurched inside him like someone had tied a string around it and was trying to pull it out of his chest. “You’ll never know if you stop listening…do you want me to stop?”

The grip around his fingers loosened. “No,” she admitted before meeting his eyes once more, a signal for him to continue.

“The princess would ask her mother every day if there was some way she could go to earth, but the queen was afraid that if her daughter went to the world below, she would fall in love and never come back to her home in the sky. She lied and said there was no way.”

The firelight died just a little and the girl asked in a hushed tone, “Was the princess sad?”

“She was very sad. She was so sad, in fact, that every night she would go to her room and cry, and her tears froze in the sky and became stars.” The girl gasped and immediately glanced up in a way that was so cute her father almost forgot his train of thought.

With a small smile, he resumed. “The king soon noticed that the princess was sad, and that there was not a day that went by that she did not stare down at earth in longing. One night, he came to her room without telling the queen and he built the princess a secret door that opened on the surface of earth. If she passed through the door, a magical spell would fall over her and protect her from death on the surface. The king loved his daughter very much, but he (like the queen) was afraid that the princess would leave her home forever once she stepped foot on earth. He told her that the door would only open one time every month, and it would stay open for one full night. If she had not passed through the door before it shut in the morning, she would stay on earth and die when the sun rose.”

“Did she go to earth, daddy?” asked the precious girl, her eyelids closing half an inch.

“She did indeed,” he answered, tucking a stray strand of golden hair behind one of her tiny ears. “She left the first night her magic door opened, and she found herself in a forest. This was very strange to her, for trees did not exist above the clouds in her kingdom. She placed her pale, white hands on the rough bark. She smelled the piney scent of the woods. She walked through the freshly fallen leaves barefoot. She let the wind tickle her skin.” As if to demonstrate, the father blew gently on his daughter’s nose. She let out an innocent giggle.

“She found many things in the forest, but she found one thing she did not expect…a man.” The wind whistled through the tree leaves again, as if to remind him that the whole world was listening to his tale. “What a foolish man he was. He was no more than a mere woodsman, hunting and fishing, and resting by the river. He saw her walking through the trees… so curious and delighted by every little thing she saw, like a child just born and new to life.” The tone of his voice changed slightly, from one of mere recitation to one of recollection.

“He watched her for a while, and as he was a curious man, he began to wonder who she was and why he had never seen her before. He rose up from his resting place beside the river and began to approach her, but in doing so he stepped on a twig that snapped so loudly the princess heard and caught sight of him. She was startled and immediately ran back to her door in the forest, jumped through, and disappeared. When he ran to open the door, it had melted into the trees and was no more.”

Ancient oaks and other wizened trees loomed above and stretched out their limbs in front of him, but the storyteller saw nothing save for the images in his mind. “For the next month, the princess could only think of the earth, and the man in the trees. The woodsman, likewise, could only think of the woman in the forest. He determined the next time he saw her again, if ever he did, he would speak to her. A slow month came and passed, and the princess waited eagerly that night for the door to open. The second it did, she went through and began to search for the strange man in the woods. They met, and talked, and walked by the babbling stream.”

The father glanced down at his daughter, for she had grown quiet. Rubbing her eyes, she asked quietly, “What happened?”

The man hugged his daughter tightly, throat constricting. He fought a moment to overcome the feeling of compassion he had for his little girl, then said, “In the morning, she bid him farewell, and went back through the door once more. More slow months passed. With each new visit, the princess decided she loved the strange man, and the man decided he loved her back. They would hold hands and walk along the riverside. Sometimes the princess would sing him a quiet song, her voice as sweet as a nightingale. Sometimes he would tell her of all the animals in the forest like the funny little chipmunks that shoved as many nuts into their mouths as they could. Each time the sun rose, the princess would shed a tear to leave her strange earth man, but he would urge her home to her family so that she would not die. He promised her he would never cry, for she shed enough tears for both of them. One night, they had a wedding ceremony by their river, and the night sky above them sparkled with stars. The months grew long, and the princess gave birth to a beautiful little girl.”

“As the years wore on, the queen began to notice her daughter had changed. The queen asked questions, and eventually the princess told her mother of the magic door, the trips to earth, and the woodsman that waited with their child. The queen grew afraid and angry and demanded to see the magic door. As soon as she laid eyes on it, she tried to destroy it, but only the king could remove it since he was the one who put it there. Enraged, the queen did the next-best thing and cursed her daughter with the worst curse she could think of. The princess could not be touched by anyone on earth or she would melt into the earth and be tread upon by all the animals, nothing more than the dirt and dust of the ground.”

The firelight had now grown dim, but even in such pale light the father could see his daughter fighting to stay awake. He kissed the top of her forehead. Her smooth, young skin seemed so soft against his parched lips. “The princess was very sad; she knew she could never hold her woodsman’s hand again or rock her baby to sleep. The next night the door opened, she walked through slowly, and as soon as she saw her husband, she had to shout at him not to hold her, or she would die. Her child was a month old already, and they realized that very night that the girl would never have two normal parents. How could they explain to a child as young as theirs that when it grew, if it touched its mother, she would die? What if on accident either the woodsman or the child brushed against the princess in passing?

“She cried again that night, tears enough for both of them; she knew that she had to return to the sky for good. And for the last time, the woodsman and the princess sat by the river, untouchable. When the sun rose, the princess shed one final tear, the brightest and biggest of them all, and once she stepped through the magic door, she used her tear to seal her magic door shut forever.”

The man’s daughter was limp in his strong arms, and he rocked her tenderly back and forth, as if he held the greatest treasure in the world. His eyes were upturned to the sky once more, tracing lines between each star and connecting them all to form the face of a woman he knew once, long ago. “That tear, the saddest tear that was ever cried, is the full moon. And once a month, every month, it creeps into the heaves, covering the door to the kingdom of the sky.”

There was stillness in the woods, and peaceful silence. The world had fallen asleep, lulled to rest by the melody of the story as it had been sung through the air, a tune that time had long ago forgotten. In the stillness, in gazing at the full moon above, the man almost imagined he heard a voice whispering to him on a tendril of wind. It told him to hold her tighter, to love her deeper, to kiss her soft cheeks, to rock her back to sleep, to tell her of all the joys of the world, to laugh with her and make her smile, and to cry stars with her when she felt alone. Love her as I cannot. Love her for me.

With shaky knees, the woodsman rose, careful not to disturb the tiny person huddled in his arms. He carried her gently to their house built in the middle of an ancient forest, the trees hushing the wind’s voices so the little princess could sleep sweetly. He softly slid her out from his arms and onto the warm covers on top of her bed, then proceeded to tuck her in. Perched at the corner of her bed, he watched her sleeping delicately in the moonlight, then peered out the window at the distant sky. The girl, confusing this all for a dream, opened one lazy eye, and for a split second thought she could see upon her father’s face the glittering tear trail of a star.

Tuesday, September 21, 2010

it. is. time.

Hello anyone. Since no one decided to read/comment on my non-babbly post, I figured I'd make a non-non-babbly to see if anyone would read it. And, yes, I am wearing spandex. I admit I haven't been sticking to my plan of blogging every time I wear spandex, but...I'm a lazy procrastinator, what do you expect?

Guess what. I actually have something semi-worthwhile to read this time, y'all ! :) Betcha weren't expecting that...Over this weekend, I went with my friend's youth group to feed some homeless in the downtown area. We headed over there around 10 and stayed until maybe 1? I believe the event was called the "Feast of Joy".

Let me just say first of all to anyone who ever wants to do this, if you are a girl, PURPOSEFULLY DO NOT LOOK CUTE. yes. old tshirt, baggy shorts, glasses not contacts, no makeup, maybe brush your hair... because, if you look gooder than expected, random guys WILL flirt with you.

Side note aside, we got there and my two friends whom I'll name "D" and "Rae" were handed boxes of Bibles, tracts, and bookmarks to hand out to the people waiting at the tables there before the food was served. The first group we approached was like five men, one of whom had so much smoke around his face I thought he might've been Blackbeard. We handed out our stuff, and I stopped to talk to this old man on one of the corner seats.

I knelt down to hear what he was saying because he had a soft voice, but basically my friends left me there talking to him, and this man like told me all this crazy sad stuff about his family, his wife, and kids. When he was done, I was crying and was thinking "oh my gosh how can I pray for him while I'm crying?"

I took his hand and he put his old hand over mine and I somehow muttered out a prayer, and when I opened my eyes we were both crying...it was like...so sad. As I stood up, he kissed my hand, and I stumbled around for a few minutes trying to find my friends again through tears.

BUT ANYWAYS the point of all this is... so many people hold on to things so long, things that break them on the inside, things that hurt them more than they think they do, and they just keep holding them because they don't have anyone to talk to. There are so many hurting people in the world that never get a chance to be listened to...and they have a world of sorrow they're so eager to release. And we just carry on, absorbed in our own little worlds that revolve around ourselves.

Also, that whole experience really opened my eyes to the things I have they don't - family, a good home, regular meals, ... my sanity. {srsy...there were some questionable people there. lol}.

So, I guess, I hope this made you think or somehow u benefited from my story. If ever ur church group goes to feed homeless, or someone else you know, I encourage you to go in a group because seriously it's an awesome, humbling experience and God can do great things.

alright...well...i think I'm out.

OH ! btw - See You At The Pole is tomorrow... if you don't know what that is:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/See_you_at_the_pole

and........yep, that's about it. all imma say.

~ Baker

ps. for those of you who know me, I HATE crying, but i cried over that man's story...i'm such a weakling. lol

Thursday, September 2, 2010

The Day Begins.

The day begins.

Ringing in your ears. Grab the phone, grunt to symbolize your consciousness. Slam it shut. Another grunt as you roll out of bed. The routine begins. Clothes, check. Teeth, check. Hair, check. Makeup? In process. Grab a waffle and a colored eyeliner. You’re out the door, mother calling words after you that you can’t quite catch. Grunt and wave, hop in the car, put on your shades, and drive to the end of the street.

Turn right. You’re out of the range of vision from the large, front windows where you know she watches every day. Music, on. Gum, in. Makeup? Still in process. One foot on the accelerator, one crunched up beneath you for comfort’s sake. Let the music push you forward. Let the beat of the drums and your foot on the accelerator tap in tune. Let your soul fly in the vehicle; don’t look at the creeps looking at you from their cars.

School’s in view. Phone, off. Shades, off. Car, locked. Dash inside to the ringing of the bell. You’re safe. Unload. Listen to the laughter echo around you, the friends encompassing you from all sides. Cram for a few minutes – the test is next period. Shove the book in your purse and pay attention. Grasp your wandering mind and pull it into submission. Listen to the girl on your right make a joke. Share her laughter. You’re safe.

Third period rolls around. Doodle on your bookmark. Meet the teacher’s eyes every once in a while, to give the illusion you’re attentive. Let his words soak into you; simply absorb. Try to keep your closing eyelids wide open. Watch his image multiply as you go cross-eyed. Muffled giggles. The bell rings. Everyone freezes, watching the pacing man at the front of the class. Finally, he raises the green flag. You’re dismissed. It’s a race down the deck.

Lunch. Grab the half-eaten sandwich you’ve been nibbling on throughout the day. Finish it off. Busy yourself with listing all your ideas for art, so no one will notice how little you ate. Tiny tidbits of conversation flash by. Food flies from across the room. Distant laughter. Annoyed teachers.

That freshman guy is back again, merged with your circle. Your bracelet is swiped. A battle for friendship occurs. Time for a breath of air. The deck calls softly to you inside the emptying room. March outside. Sun, check. Friends, check. Bracelets…one is missing. Brush it off; you’ll steal it back later in the day.

The periods fly by. Spanish class – write a story, just to see if you can. Whisper to your friend. She shakes her head. “aba, not avia.” Stupid preterit tense…History class is next. Zone out during discussion, mind still engrossed in the Spanish story. Yearbook. Crowd around the computer monitors. Practice making captions for pictures. Pride flares up – you see a picture you took. Laugh at the freshman, so silent and scared. Your bracelet ends up back on your wrist. The bell rings. Art class.

You’ve heard all the lectures before. Feet tapping, eyes closing…patiently, wait. Anxious fingers move the tiny slip of paper with your list of ideas. He’s done with art one; he addresses art two. Idea time. He stares at your list. The excitement shows on both of your faces – they will work. Bell rings. Up, out of the class. School is done.

Run down the deck after dismissal. Sing loudly with your friend who’s had “DJ’s got us fallin’ in love again” stuck in his head all day. The louder the better. He sings low, you sing high. Annoyed looks. Laughter. The rush of people, of noise.

Hop in your car again. Blare the music – on to volleyball practice. Walk in the gym, change, slip on your kneepads. Coach is missing…substitute is filling in. Let the misery begin… Miss all your spikes. You’re too slow today to dig. Call your mom because you might be failing Spanish. What? Do it anyway; you’ll explain later. Spike in rage. It hits the net, rolls down. Harmless.

Anger. Spike again. Out. Great load of use you are…try to serve. The ball flies out. Grind your teeth into each other. Serve again. Barely over. Smirk. Sigh. New drill. Didn’t move fast enough – run laps. Run again. Run until I say stop. Run until you can’t breathe. Run until you can’t run anymore. Run so much you won’t be able to play in the game tomorrow. Trains of words you aren’t allowed to say rumble through your mind, and for once, you let them. You’re past caring. For today.

A few concerned faces pop up, ask what’s wrong. Press your mask into your face. Nothing, nothing at all… smiles, smiles, smiles. You’re dead, or dying. The minutes drag on. Finally, you’re done. Parched, dart into your car and head somewhere, anywhere, for a large Dr.Pepper. Entertain thoughts of a milkshake, only for a minute, to keep your cravings happy. Dr.Pepper it is. Speed home, music drowning out all thought. There’s no time to reflect on how poorly you did, of how much you hate yourself. Only driving, on and on, the music numbing your mind.

Home. Grab your stuff, walk up the steps. Open the door and smell the cooked rice and melted cheese, broccoli and chicken wafting up your nostrils. Dump your stuff. Steal the last bites of food. Slide into your seat. “What was the deal with Spanish?” “Oh, I’ve done all the work, I’m only ‘borderline failing’. That’s what she said.” The conversation spins on. Do well, go to a good college. You have to work hard. You have to pass. Make A’s. Droning, on and on, droning, droning…

“And about that sleepover tomorrow, can I go?” “No, you have too many activities…” “But it’s completely convenient. Everything works out, and it’s near where I need to be tomorrow anyway.” “No. Stop arguing. You have too many activities…” Silence. Because surely you know what I’m capable of, and how many activities I can handle, and how well I can survive with little sleep, since of course you’re exactly like me and survive perfectly fine with little sleep because you stay up as late as i do every single night with no signs of fatigue... Bite back your words, don’t let them slip out of your mind and onto your tongue.

Say nothing – head upstairs. Grab your backpack. Dump it in the corner. Grab the computer. Music, check. Facebook, check. Homework? Maybe, in a little. You grow tired of all the talk, all the chat, all the noise…close something down just to open another. Get out a book. Labor through the problems, if only to keep your mind from other things. Work, work, work. Build calluses on your fingers from writing so much. Build calluses on your mind to keep out your thoughts. More music. More noise. More distractions. Finish your work, finish your conversations.

YouTube. Images flash before your eyes. People, the things they do, they say, they know, they way they say them, they way they do them. Watch the strangers talking to you like you’re a friend. Wonder about them, but not too long. Another video. Another distraction. Happy distractions are beginning to become bothersome. Computer, down. Homework, done. What’s left? Shower.

Grab clothes. Grab a towel. Time to check if the leak is fixed…waltz into the bathroom; the walls come down. Your mask slips off. No music. No friends. No car. No phone. No computer. The water hits the tub, drowning out all other thoughts except for a slow, soft voice. You stare straight ahead, your numb fingers searching for the shampoo and the conditioner. There’s nothing left for you to distract yourself with in this silence.

Shakily clear your throat. You begin to hum a small tune. It’s not loud enough. It’s not loud enough to drown out the thoughts you’ve been refusing to think throughout the day; the thoughts that lay in wait on the other side of that wall you’ve built in your mind.

Worthless. Pathetic. Won’t amount to anything. Whispers, whispers... You stare straight ahead, pale yellow tiles all you can see as the water around you drowns out everything but the voice in your head. Can’t you serve a volleyball over the net? You made your teammates run today. You write stories in Spanish, you finish all your assignments, you memorize all the words, and yet you’re “borderline failing”. What an idiot. The song dies on your lips before you hesitantly begin again once confronted with the sound of silence. You know you’re never going to do well in art. You saw all those other people in yearbook with cameras. They’re all better than you. You’ll never amount to anything at all. No college will want you. No one wants you.

Your tune isn’t heard over the noise of a thousand drops of water hitting the walls all at the same time. They hit your face, they trickle down your skin. Hot, salty liquid streams down your cheeks…but the faucet is off. You’re standing, shivering, your face wet with tears. There’s nothing left to hide behind now. What was that song you were singing? You don’t even know…it was just a song, plucked from the fabric of your sub consciousness…perhaps you heard it on the radio on the way home. How did the chorus go?

You whisper them softly to yourself, through unwilling lips, trembling and empty, your head in your wrinkled, prune-like fingers. “Don’t you know I’ve always loved you…even before there was time…Though you turn away, I’ll tell you still… don’t you know I’ve always loved you…and I always will.”

Your voice cracks. You grab the towel from the hanger and wipe off your dripping face, half-mumbling another song you thought you might have heard on a radio station in passing. “You’re the God of this city. You’re the king of these people. You’re the Lord of this nation… You are...You’re the light in this darkness. You’re the hope to the hopeless. You’re the peace to the restless…You are.” Why are you singing these songs? You dry off, slowly, thinking. “There is no one like our God. There is no one like our God…greater things have yet to come, greater things are still to be done in this city…greater things have yet to come, greater things are still to be done here.”

And then there is silence. You’re not listening. You’re slipping into your clothes, walking out the door, plopping down on your bed. Your fingers twitch for your phone, computer, music. But you don’t respond. You close your eyes. And wonder why a God so great…could love a human so small.

How many hopeless, peace-less, dark, lonely, angry, afraid people know about this love? This love loved you when you were hurting inside. This love loved you when you thought you weren’t good enough. This love loved you whether the volleyball made it over the net or not. This love loved you whether you took good pictures or you didn’t. This love loved you when you thought you were all alone. This love loved you when you hated your substitute coach. This love loved you when you cried in the shower because that was the only place your tears would go unnoticed, unquestioned. This love loved you when you wanted to be left alone, unloved. This love loved you when all you needed was someone to love you, someone to hold you and not say anything.

The love that loves when no one else does. The love that remains when you’re all alone and your mask is off and you’re not safe anymore. The love that isn’t based on what you say, or how you act, or what you appear to be, or what you do. The love that loves, regardless. True love. The love that you can’t understand and can hardly accept. The love that loves you when you’re mad at the world and want to move faster than you know how to think. The love that hears every word you speak in your mind when you’re angry. The love that knows everything you want to say back to the authorities when they try to control your life. The love that sees into your soul and knows every thought, and memory, and action…and still loves you. The pure, perfect, holy love that can love a stupid, dirty, lowly, proud, worthless, miserable lump of flesh like you. …And you think you can keep this love to yourself…

And then, you open your eyes. Breath of air. Chilling, calming. Piano music, on. Laptop, on. Mind, open. Another breath. An open document. A blank page. And then, you write:

The day begins.

Sunday, August 29, 2010

Batman. and other things.

O. My. Gosh.
http://www.batman.wikia.com/ <- go there. now. do it. now. it'll change your life. it's amazing. i went there. and died. and came back to life. a zombie. it's great. do it. now. ... just kidding. but it srsly is amazing.

Alright, hello any-and-everyone {or no one} who still reads my blog! The procrastination monster has struck again, and I figured since I would much rather ramble to no one in particular than do algebra2, blogging would be a good place to start. Don't you feel priviledged? -wink- So, for those of you who don't know, I'm kind of married to Batman. And when I say kind of, I mean as close to mariage as a fictional character and an imaginative lunatic can get. I decided that we would be married a few months ago after watching "The Dark Knight", and we secretly eloped. I can't tell you all the details, but I can tell you IT WAS GREAT. I am totally in love with Batman. For one thing he's super-duper cool {as lame as that sounded :P}, and he's buff, and he's committed to the people of Gotham city. I think the real reason I like him though, is because he's one of those people that can take the blame for when bad things happen. He makes the choice that no one else can make. Kind of like Jack Bauer... people like that always, always, always earn my respect. They do what's right, even if it means sacrificing something dear to them.People that take the fall for someone else's mistake, or people that take the blame simply because they have to. "For the greater good." Is there a word for that? Righteous? Hm. Deep, huh?

I figured, also, that I should post a picture in this post...just for visual interest. So, here's a picture that my friend Anita drew. She's an AMAZING manga artist and when I grow up I want to draw just like her >:P {she's my age, for those wondering :) }


Isn't it cute???? :D I'm catwoman. Anita had only met me once and didn't know I don't usually wear dresses, but STILL! :D ahhhhh, Batman...

Anyways...what's up with you guys? Who all even reads this? What kinda of slacking, time-wasting, procrastinating, interesting, cool, awsome people read my blog? ...oh, those kind. ... don't mock me, I'm out of practice blogging, ok??

You know what I just realized though? I'm wearing spandex !!! I'm pretty sure I wore those in the last post too! Maybe spandex shorts automatically induce blogging. Maybe these are my blog-pants. Maybe they should have theme music... dun dun DUN BLOG PANTS... sounds formidable.

ANYWAYS! I was thinking "hm...I should start blogging again." and then "hm...I'm wearing spandex" and then, bam, revelation: "hm...HEY! What if every time I wore my spandex shorts {of which I have two pairs. o yes.} I blogged????" That would mean a new post every three days or so. Would I wear you guys out with such frequent posting? Does anyone even read these? Maybe I would just blog for myself, no one else, just to vent and/or release my thoughts. How selfish. Whadda y'all think? Anyone. Everyone. No one.

Let's see now...since I'm trying to make this post as long, pointless, and drawn-out as possible... what do you guys want to talk about? School? Ew, no. No one wants to talk about that, and yet it's always the first suggestion. I don't get it. Oh, humanity...

Well, since you asked, school has once again started...and don't get me wrong, it's nice to see everyone and everything, and I love all my friends with all my heart, but ... the rules are going to kill me. For one, we have to wear these grody, nasty-lookin clothes that are VERY VERY ugly and don't flatter anyone except the annoyingly skinny people...I hate those people. Also, we aren't allowed to chew gum. ... If you know me at all you know I cannot live without chewing something. {Maybe that's why I eat so much...?} Hello, my name is Hannah Baker, and I am addicted to gum. [I'm also past the name thing. lol}

OOHHHH! While we're on addictions...I am ALSO addicted to SPEEDING. {not SPEED, speedING...I found out from the comments on my facebook status that I was addicted to speed that "speed" is a drug....lol! I'm so naive.} I don't know who all reading this drives a car {gocart, horse, donkey, bicycle, lama...}, but DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO GO THE SPEED LIMIT??? I have to ask - if the speed limits are never over 70, why do they make cars that can go up to 160 ?? Seriously! I personally think music has to do with it...I know the more upbeat of a song I listen to, the faster I go...and if I'm listening to a slow song...I change the radio station and listen to a fast one. That's how I roll. Yo.

Oh! Speaking of music! Music is so...incredible, and beautiful, and...indescribably emotional. Have you ever had an experience where you're like in the car, or in ... I dunno... a dentist's office...or....Walmart....and, like, this song comes on, and all of a sudden BAM it hits you that the song you hear playing is just...RIGHT ? Does that make sense to anyone else? OR that the beat and the rhythm completely infect you and you can feel the chords winding their way around your soul? ...... it's those moments I wish I could dance.

But every time I try to "bust a move" or whatever, I feel like a dying fish. I kinda just spaz every apendage on my body kind-of-semi-on-beat....and that is NOT attractive. I watch "so you think you can dance" as often as I can, {and I can proudly say I saw every single episode this season EXCEPT FOR THE FINALE SO DON'T TELL ME WHO WON!} and I hear the music, and I see the dancers flying across the stage, carried by the winds of music and I think to myself... "Man I wish I could dance"... because music and dance are forms of art! They're forms of expression! And I'm ALL ABOUT EXPRESSION!

-wistful sigh- Lauren, from SYTYCD, I wish I could dance like you... ok, time fo anotha pic... hm... necesito un foto....of dancing. let me shee hur....OH WAIT I GOT THIS! I'm going to post a picture I took when one of my friends who likes to dance went to a pier with me and we had a photoshoot :)


There it is. :) Copyright of Baker Photography. Oh yeah. That's me. ... lol. My wonderful dancing friend, o if only I could dance like you...

Ok, so while I'm waiting for that to load {because my computer's network system thingie is being very slow, especially recently...} I haven't heard from anyone in a while in my little blogging community, sooooo why not do a tag? Let's see, I'll keep it short....and interesting. hopefully. IF YOU READ THIS, you MUST complete the tag, and then leave a comment telling me so that I can go read your replies :)

1. Which do you prefer - spandex or tights? O.o and WHY?

2. Do you like school, gum, or dancing? All of them? Any of them? WHY?

3. Who is your favorite superhero? WHY?

4. Do you read my blog? ...WHY?

Well....I supposed I've killed enough time for now...BUT WAIT I JUST REMINDED MY ADD-SELD OF SOMETHING! [I'm not sure if I really have ADD, but it feels like I do ALL THE TIME]

Speaking of killing things, I am working on lots of new little stories that I am very excited about! I am intending to finish that story about Arnold and that serial killer chick. I am hoping it's going to become something very cool, and I in fact have another browser open with the next segment being written in it. Woopie. Also, I have been listening to super-dramatic movie music and writing down the first scene{s} that pop{s} into my head, and I think I have the beginnings of another story coming up. AND I do want to kind of hop on the Jess-Andy-Benji train again...I really like Benji's character, and it makes me sad that I haven't written about him in a while. That reminds me of ANOTHER story I wrote/am writing about the contents of my mind................ I'm not sure if imma post that or not....y'all might not be able to handle that. It's intense.

So, in conclusion, that is all my thoughts on the matter. What matter? Every matter. -going back to chemistry- OH WAIT, ALSO, I am taking meteorology/geology this year, and I think I might start just interjecting random facts, fun or not, into my blogposts in random paragraphs. Just to confuse everyone and keep you on your toes. The first law of themodynamics states that the combined total of matter and energy in the universe is constant. I don't know how that's going to work, but we'll just try it out and see.

-sigh- Now, what you've all been waiting for since I said "hello", I think I am finally done. As much as I don't believe anyone reads this, feel free to check back any time to see if I posted something acutally worth reading and not just a random ramble tangent.

Although I happen to think those are have the potential to be enjoyed.

So, my dearies, goodnight, and I hope you got SOMETHING out of this, if only that spandex are GREAT for blogging and that I dance like a fish. :)

~ Captain Bonnie Spinner